i have henceforth decreed that i will cease any and all attempts to be a functioning member of society.
i shall do only that which pleases me. this includes staying in my pajamas, staying in my apartment, and staying away from any and all obligations that do not strike my fancy.
i will inhale the sweet perfume of Bali laundry and muse upon my past and future conquests.
i leave the Kingdom of Reality in peace.
good day, to you!